The Puppy Diaries…

The Puppy Diaries. Saturday 3rd November, 2018. An outrageous turn of events today. I appear to have moved house. There I was scrummaging about with my brother and sister when some unfamiliar humans turned up and starting making weird noises in my direction. Before I knew it I was being locked in a box with … Continue reading The Puppy Diaries…

The Bookshelf…

Bookshelf. Once upon a time there was a bookshelf. Although it was designed to store one row of books, overtime, additional weight had been added. There were books on top of books, photographs, a bowl where loose change and spare keys were kept and a small carriage clock. Despite carrying the additional load the bookshelf … Continue reading The Bookshelf…

100th Blog Post…

One hundred... This is the one hundredth post on my blog. For me this is an important milestone and it feels necessary to mark it by writing something significant. There lies the problem, I’m struggling at the moment to know what to write about. In some ways the blog has ‘jumped the shark’ these last … Continue reading 100th Blog Post…

Dear Baby Phill..

Dear Baby Phill, I’m writing this letter on the occasion of my forty-sixth birthday. Once I’ve completed it I’m going to send it back through the annals of time so you receive a letter from your older self on the day of your birth. Obviously you will be too busy being born to have time … Continue reading Dear Baby Phill..

Letter of Resignation…

Letter of resignation,,, Dear European Union, Please accept this letter of resignation as confirmation of the United Kingdom’s intention to leave the European Union. As you know our former Prime Minister promised a referendum as part of a general election campaign and the ‘people’ voted to leave. Obviously he was convinced that the result of … Continue reading Letter of Resignation…