My favourite things…
- My favourite colour is red.
- My favourite food is toast.
- My favourite foot is my left one.
- My favourite memory is forgotten.
- My favourite horse is Devon Loch.
- My favourite wife is my first one.
- My favourite divorce will be from my first wife.
- My favourite book is ‘From Here to Eternity’.
- My favourite place is somewhere between here and eternity.
- My favourite child is both of them.
- My favourite song is ‘Imagine’.
- My favourite day I’ve not yet had is the one where I meet my first wife.
- My favourite duck is Donald.
- My favourite yoga position is the ‘dead duck’.
- My favourite trick is the greatest one the devil ever pulled.
- My favourite number is ten.
- My favourite swimming stroke is the front crawl.
- My favourite way of moving about whilst inebriated is the front crawl.
- My favourite monkey is the small chap who was the lead singer.
- My favourite sandwich is cheese and pickle.
- My favourite dreams are of you.
- My favourite banana split.
- My favourite animal is a Tiger.
- My favourite Prime Minister was Jim Hacker.
- My favourite sexual position is the ‘not tonight, I’ve got a headache’.
- My favourite film is ‘When Harry met Sally’.
- My favourite dog is Fred Basset.
- My favourite football team are Liverpool FC.
- My favourite season is the spring.
- My favourite city is Budapest.
- My favourite country is Spain.
- My favourite crime didn’t pay.
- My favourite flower is a tree.
- My favourite invention is the pizza cutter.
- My favourite high jump technique is the ‘Fosbury Flop’.
- My favourite drink is the one someone else buys me.
- My favourite job is ‘Dad’.
- My favourite antidepressant is none of them.
- My favourite joke is the next one I make up that makes my kids laugh.
- My favourite kiss is the second one.
- My favourite crisps are pickled onion Monster Munch.
- My favourite time of day is the early morning.
- My favourite people are the ones that don’t scare me.
- My favourite facial expression is my enigmatic scowl.
- My favourite thing is to love and be loved.
- My favourite diarist is Adrian Mole.
- My favourite singer is anyone breaking into song because they are happy.
- My favourite out of Ant and Dec is ‘and’.
- My favourite sound is silence.
- My favourite silence has a lovely sound.
Very clever :O) x