My favourite things…

My favourite things…

• My favourite colour is red.
• My favourite food is toast.
• My favourite foot is my left one.
• My favourite memory is forgotten.
• My favourite horse is Devon Loch.
• My favourite wife is my first one.
• My favourite divorce will be from my first wife.
• My favourite book is ‘From Here to Eternity’.
• My favourite place is somewhere between here and eternity.

• My favourite child is both of them.

• My favourite song is ‘Imagine’.
• My favourite day I’ve not yet had is the one where I meet my first wife.
• My favourite duck is Donald.
• My favourite yoga position is the ‘dead duck’.
• My favourite trick is the greatest one the devil ever pulled.
• My favourite number is ten.
• My favourite swimming stroke is the front crawl.
• My favourite way of moving about whilst inebriated is the front crawl.
• My favourite monkey is the small chap who was the lead singer.
• My favourite sandwich is cheese and pickle.
• My favourite dreams are of you.
• My favourite banana split.
• My favourite animal is a Tiger.
• My favourite Prime Minister was Jim Hacker.
• My favourite sexual position is the ‘not tonight, I’ve got a headache’.
• My favourite film is ‘When Harry met Sally’.
• My favourite dog is Fred Basset.
• My favourite football team are Liverpool FC.
• My favourite season is the spring.
• My favourite city is Budapest.
• My favourite country is Spain.
• My favourite crime didn’t pay.
• My favourite flower is a tree.
• My favourite invention is the pizza cutter.
• My favourite high jump technique is the ‘Fosbury Flop’.
• My favourite drink is the one someone else buys me.
• My favourite job is ‘Dad’.
• My favourite antidepressant is none of them.
• My favourite joke is the next one I make up that makes my kids laugh.
• My favourite kiss is the second one.
• My favourite crisps are pickled onion Monster Munch.
• My favourite time of day is the early morning.
• My favourite people are the ones that don’t scare me.
• My favourite facial expression is my enigmatic scowl.
• My favourite thing is to love and be loved.
• My favourite diarist is Adrian Mole.
• My favourite singer is anyone breaking into song because they are happy.
• My favourite out of Ant and Dec is ‘and’.
• My favourite sound is silence.
• My favourite silence has a lovely sound.