My favourite things…

My favourite things…

  • My favourite colour is red.
  • My favourite food is toast.
  • My favourite foot is my left one.
  • My favourite memory is forgotten.
  • My favourite horse is Devon Loch.
  • My favourite wife is my first one.
  • My favourite divorce will be from my first wife.
  • My favourite book is ‘From Here to Eternity’.
  • My favourite place is somewhere between here and eternity.
  • My favourite child is both of them.
  • My favourite song is ‘Imagine’.
  • My favourite day I’ve not yet had is the one where I meet my first wife.
  • My favourite duck is Donald.
  • My favourite yoga position is the ‘dead duck’.
  • My favourite trick is the greatest one the devil ever pulled.
  • My favourite number is ten.
  • My favourite swimming stroke is the front crawl.
  • My favourite way of moving about whilst inebriated is the front crawl.
  • My favourite monkey is the small chap who was the lead singer.
  • My favourite sandwich is cheese and pickle.
  • My favourite dreams are of you.
  • My favourite banana split.
  • My favourite animal is a Tiger.
  • My favourite Prime Minister was Jim Hacker.
  • My favourite sexual position is the ‘not tonight, I’ve got a headache’.
  • My favourite film is ‘When Harry met Sally’.
  • My favourite dog is Fred Basset.
  • My favourite football team are Liverpool FC.
  • My favourite season is the spring.
  • My favourite city is Budapest.
  • My favourite country is Spain.
  • My favourite crime didn’t pay.
  • My favourite flower is a tree.
  • My favourite invention is the pizza cutter.
  • My favourite high jump technique is the ‘Fosbury Flop’.
  • My favourite drink is the one someone else buys me.
  • My favourite job is ‘Dad’.
  • My favourite antidepressant is none of them.
  • My favourite joke is the next one I make up that makes my kids laugh.
  • My favourite kiss is the second one.
  • My favourite crisps are pickled onion Monster Munch.
  • My favourite time of day is the early morning.
  • My favourite people are the ones that don’t scare me.
  • My favourite facial expression is my enigmatic scowl.
  • My favourite thing is to love and be loved.
  • My favourite diarist is Adrian Mole.
  • My favourite singer is anyone breaking into song because they are happy.
  • My favourite out of Ant and Dec is ‘and’.
  • My favourite sound is silence.
  • My favourite silence has a lovely sound.
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