Morning Walk…

Morning walk…

This morning I went for a walk.

Didn’t murder a single person.

Indulge in any spots of mugging.

Threaten old ladies.

Let down car tyres.

Steal from trash cans.

Or take a piss in your garden.

Despite my restraint.

Nobody in my family said “well done”.

I might go out later.

And ignore a garden gnome.

If I do.

It’ll be on them.

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