Intelligence is Sexy…

Intelligence is Sexy…

Intelligence is sexy.

Or so I’m now told.

They said the same about humour.

That I’d be romantic gold.


So I told jokes galore.

Did a comedy tumble.

Not a single date.

No sign of a fumble.


Am I supposed to impress.

With a cerebral display.

Will solving equations.

Bring a roll in the hay.


I think it unlikely.

But I’ll give it a shot.

I’ll even learn Latin.

If you’re particularly hot.


It’s probably a lie.

A bit of a trick.

I really do hope so.

As I’m gloriously thick.

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