Intelligence is Sexy…
Intelligence is sexy.
Or so I’m now told.
They said the same about humour.
That I’d be romantic gold.
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So I told jokes galore.
Did a comedy tumble.
Not a single date.
No sign of a fumble.
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Am I supposed to impress.
With a cerebral display.
Will solving equations.
Bring a roll in the hay.
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I think it unlikely.
But I’ll give it a shot.
I’ll even learn Latin.
If you’re particularly hot.
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It’s probably a lie.
A bit of a trick.
I really do hope so.
As I’m gloriously thick.