Eggs…
Eggs are excellent,
eggs strodinary even.
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You can fry them.
Sunny side up,
or sunny side down.
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You can poach them.
Like Delia taught us,
vinegar’s the key.
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You can scramble them.
Get busy with a whisk,
be careful not to spill.
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Some like them Benedict.
Disgusting state of affairs.
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I’ve tried them raw.
Not my best idea.
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They’re great in a sandwich,
add a sprinkling of cress.
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You can throw them at busses,
policemen and politicians.
They’re a prison staple,
served with no remorse.
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My best friend’s an egg,
a good one at that.
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They can turn rotten,
so watch out for that.
Salmonella’s not pleasant,
you’ll be sick on your shoes.
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Time for my breakfast,
can you guess what I’ll have?
Cornflakes for me,
I’ve run out of eggs.
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Few, if any. have done so much for the egg as you do here, Phill.
Thanks – hopefully there’s a sponsorship deal somewhere down the line…