Politicians…

Politicians…

I’m actually in Romania 🇷🇴 at the moment so Salut to everyone from there. I found myself in my Hotel room watching the BBC World News channel. They were broadcasting yet another debate from the House of Commons. It inspired this…

I’m a Conservative,

can I count on your vote?

A man of the people,

Crispin Winthrop’s my name.

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I’m from Labour,

can I count on your vote?

We’re for the many,

once we decide what that means.

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I’m a Liberal,

can I count on your vote?

We’d get rid of Brexit,

but we’ll never get in.

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I’m in the SNP,

can I count on your vote?

Jimmy Krankie’s our leader,

she wants to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall.

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I’m one of the Greens,

can I count on your vote?

We’ve only got one MP,

but Greta’s one of our own.

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I’m your Brexit Party man,

Can I count on your vote?

We’re definitely not racist,

though we do love to wave our flags.

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I’m from Plaid Cymru,

Can I count on your vote?

We’d like independence,

but nobody gives much of a toss.

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I’m from UKIP,

Can I count on your vote?

We still do exist,

as a poor mans Klu Klux Klan.

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I’m from the EDL,

Can I count on your vote?

We don’t like minorities,

our leader’s often in jail.

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I represent the UDP,

Can I count on your vote?

We’re good a propping things up,

if you give us a load of cash.

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I’m the man from Sinn Fein,

Can I count on your vote?

We won’t actually take up our seats,

but at least this is my real voice.

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Monster Raving Looney here,

Can I count on your vote?

I used to have my own Party,

but now I’m squatting at No.10.

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I’m not a Politician,

Not here looking for your vote.

Thought you might like a break,

from the shambles expecting your help.

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3 thoughts on “Politicians…

    1. For me it’s as much a local decision as a national one. I’m not entirely comfortable with the leadership or policies of the Labour Party but will vote for them in the Election in the hope of removing our local MP.

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