Irresistible…

Irresistible…

I’m irresistible to women,

men find me hard to ignore.

Animals go crazy for my allure,

inanimate objects fall at my feet.

~

I’ve never really understood why,

perhaps that’s part of the charm.

It could be my looks I suppose,

If you’re in to that sort of thing.

~

Maybe it’s the cut of my jib,

the way I carry my load.

It might be my sparkling wit,

although that’s an acquired taste.

~

My money could be an attraction,

to those turned on by the poor.

I’d like to think it’s my brain,

but I’m not actually that bright.

~

In reality I’m probably mistaken,

they’re not really looking my way.

Unless I catch my beholders eye,

after they’ve had more than a few.

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