Relationship Status…
My status says single,
I much prefer it that way.
Much better by myself
dancing to my own tune.
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I’m in a relationship,
we’re much happier than you.
They’re the love of my life,
nobody has what we have.
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We’re engaged to be married,
exchanged on our house.
A bambino on the way,
we’ve rescued a stray dog.
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I’m married to my soul mate,
my lover and best friend.
We’re the perfect family,
I have all I’ll ever need.
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The phrase is ‘it’s complicated’,
we’ve just grown apart.
They’re not who I thought,
I’m just not the same.
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My status says single,
I’m so much happier now,
Life is completely perfect,
although they do seem nice…
❤️💔❤️💔❤️
I’m married to my soul mate, except when I hate her guts.
my lover and best friend, except when she’s my mortal enemy
We’re the perfect family, except that we’re not.
I have all I’ll ever need. If only it were that simple. I’m perpetually unsatisfied when I’m not in bliss.