We were always pretty good friends,
but now we’re hardcore soul mates.
Totally inseparable just now,
sharing our days and some nights.
I’ve named my sofa Sydney,
not sure what he/she calls me.
We share our innermost thoughts,
luckily I speak fluent couch.
With a bit of family support,
it’s possible to sit here all day.
My children bring me my meals,
I’ve told them it’s a lockdown law.
In time we may merge into one,
half man and part three piece suite.
We’ll attract a television crew,
become the star of a reality show.
Hopefully we won’t become divas,
forget where our friendship began.
At home watching American sitcoms,
and eating packets of crisps.