Sausages…

Sausages…

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Sausages.

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A food of the gods,

dogs like them too,

so do humans.

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Some dogs can say sausages,

I saw it on That’s Life.

A long defunct television show,

that aired on the BBC.

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They’re a staple of many a dish.

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Bangers and mash.

Toad in the hole.

A cooked breakfast.

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Etcetera…

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Innuendos often feature a sausage,

something to do with their shape.

Perhaps that why in Scotland they’re flat,

they don’t like their food to be rude.

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I guess they’re not massively healthy,

but eaten in moderation is fine.

No more than four hundred for breakfast,

stay under ten thousand a week.

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So let’s all salute the sausage,

raise a glass to its place in our hearts.

It may be a common old banger,

but it’s the Ferrari of processed food.

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