Dear Baby Phill..

Dear Baby Phill, I’m writing this letter on the occasion of my forty-sixth birthday. Once I’ve completed it I’m going to send it back through the annals of time so you receive a letter from your older self on the day of your birth. Obviously you will be too busy being born to have time … Continue reading Dear Baby Phill..

Letter of Resignation…

Letter of resignation,,, Dear European Union, Please accept this letter of resignation as confirmation of the United Kingdom’s intention to leave the European Union. As you know our former Prime Minister promised a referendum as part of a general election campaign and the ‘people’ voted to leave. Obviously he was convinced that the result of … Continue reading Letter of Resignation…

The Consultation Period…

Consultation... Dear Mr. G. Reaper, As you know, we regularly review the resourcing requirements of our organisation to ensure we are able to best meet the needs of our customers as we move forward. With this in mind I regret to inform you that your role has been placed at risk of redundancy. Although no … Continue reading The Consultation Period…

Dear God…

Dear God, If at all possible I need your assistance with a few things. As you probably know I rarely go to Church but I do have the name of your presence on Earth (Robbie Fowler) tattooed on my left shoulder. Hopefully this will be enough for you to place me in the ‘believer’ pile … Continue reading Dear God…

Dear Elvis…

Dear Elvis, Apparently you’re dead and have been since 1977. For some reason I was left out of the loop when news of your demise was circulated so have been bouncing along these last forty one years with the belief that you were still with us. I only found out the heartbreaking truth by accident … Continue reading Dear Elvis…