Dear God…

Dear God, If at all possible I need your assistance with a few things. As you probably know I rarely go to Church but I do have the name of your presence on Earth (Robbie Fowler) tattooed on my left shoulder. Hopefully this will be enough for you to place me in the ‘believer’ pile … Continue reading Dear God…

Dear Elvis…

Dear Elvis, Apparently you’re dead and have been since 1977. For some reason I was left out of the loop when news of your demise was circulated so have been bouncing along these last forty one years with the belief that you were still with us. I only found out the heartbreaking truth by accident … Continue reading Dear Elvis…

Dear British Summer…

Dear British Summer, Very decent of you to let your distant relative, 'Hot Summer', stay at yours while you're off raining on people elsewhere for once. We're all enjoying the warm sunshine and blue sky so, feel free, to stay away for a while yet. The novelty of regular sightings of the big yellow thing … Continue reading Dear British Summer…

Dear X,

Letter to an ex girlfriend. I wrote you a letter once before do you remember? It wasn’t my best work, you’d hurt me so much and sending it was a terrible idea. Despite everything I regret that so I wanted to make amends by writing you something new. You are no longer in my life, … Continue reading Dear X,

Post No.50

This is my fiftieth post. It’s taken me a little over four months and, at the time of writing, the blog has been viewed almost fifteen thousand times across more than one hundred countries. Small fry for some but amazing for me. There really would be very little point in writing it if it wasn’t … Continue reading Post No.50