The Puppy Diaries…

The Puppy Diaries. Saturday 3rd November, 2018. An outrageous turn of events today. I appear to have moved house. There I was scrummaging about with my brother and sister when some unfamiliar humans turned up and starting making weird noises in my direction. Before I knew it I was being locked in a box with … Continue reading The Puppy Diaries…

Nowhere Man…

Nowhere Man is dedicated to James Mullooly. Despite being terrible at football, aesthetically challenged, obsessed with emptying dishwashers and incapable of making a decision, James is one of my very best friends. I love him dearly. He also refuses to read my blog the lowlife cretin. Thanks to the Beatles for the loan of their … Continue reading Nowhere Man…

Kitten Blog – 16th January 2018

Good morning all, Scraps the kitten here. One of the humans I live with has forgotten to lock his laptop so I'm taking the opportunity to write a few words to tell you how life really is around here. Let me tell you when my mother warned me that humans are intellectually inferior to cats … Continue reading Kitten Blog – 16th January 2018