Dear Santa…

Dear Santa, I know you are very busy at this time of the year but, hopefully, you will find a moment to read this. As you know I’ve been a good boy in 2018 (let’s not split hairs by bringing up my behaviour during Jan 12th, June 5th-9th, August 23rd and the months of September … Continue reading Dear Santa…

Dear Baby Phill..

Dear Baby Phill, I’m writing this letter on the occasion of my forty-sixth birthday. Once I’ve completed it I’m going to send it back through the annals of time so you receive a letter from your older self on the day of your birth. Obviously you will be too busy being born to have time … Continue reading Dear Baby Phill..

Letter of Resignation…

Letter of resignation,,, Dear European Union, Please accept this letter of resignation as confirmation of the United Kingdom’s intention to leave the European Union. As you know our former Prime Minister promised a referendum as part of a general election campaign and the ‘people’ voted to leave. Obviously he was convinced that the result of … Continue reading Letter of Resignation…

Dear God…

Dear God, If at all possible I need your assistance with a few things. As you probably know I rarely go to Church but I do have the name of your presence on Earth (Robbie Fowler) tattooed on my left shoulder. Hopefully this will be enough for you to place me in the ‘believer’ pile … Continue reading Dear God…

My Blog (revisited)…

My Blog revisited... My blog made 8p this week. I’d tell myself not to give up the day job but I don’t really have a day job 😳. Readers are more important than money, however, so here’s some links to some random posts. It would be nice if you shared any that you read and … Continue reading My Blog (revisited)…